The Pharmacy Chick

Flying the coup in retail

Clean as a whistle

Filed under: Uncategorized — pharmacychick at 10:11 pm on Friday, March 30, 2018

Truth be told Pharmacy Chick cannot whistle.  It comes out like I have a mouthful of crackers actually, but it seems a fitting title for a post to report that night mare of Suprep did the job nicely, even tho I couldn’t finish the entire product…

The result was not one single polyp.  Happy to report that the actual procedure was a piece of cake…once all checked in..and naked…yes all ya get is a paper dress and some warm blankets… I was escorted into a colonoscopy barracks area with all of the others undergoing the same procedure separated by a plethora of curtains. Fully counseled, interviewed, re-interviewed..just incase some imposter was posing as me ( as if anybody would actually sneak into a place like this)…then rolled away to be put to sleep.

It was probably the nicest nap I had experienced for a while.  I didnt really want to wake up to be honest. Gotta love that propofol.  Once I was awake enough to get my stuff together and dressed I got the news that all was well and I figured Id go home, sleep off the rest of the anesthesia and enjoy a good meal.


Mr Chick had the car because of course I was not allowed to drive…or sign any contracts..or buy a house …or a car…or make a will ( yes they actually said that) and Mr Chick decided we were going shopping.  He drug me all over town, here and there and didnt seem to understand why all I wanted to do was sit in the car…even at a golf shop!
” you dont wanna come in?”.. ” um no honey, I just got out of general anesthesia with a hose up my arse.. I think ill just stay here if thats ok…”

Im glad its over…All the counseling I give patients has proved to be accurate…” the prep is worse than the procedure”, and Im glad that Ive got 10 years before I have to drink that god awful stuff again.



Comment by Jim

March 31, 2018 @ 4:21 am

Nice to know everything is ok and you passed through the system nice and clear . Hope you are looking forward to the next one . 😉

Comment by Jono

April 4, 2018 @ 7:45 am

I always hope that in 10 years someone will have figured out a gentler prep. It’s good to have hope they tell me.

Comment by Jade

July 13, 2018 @ 10:49 pm

How’s the Pharmacy Chick feeling these days now that she’s caught up with recommended tests and exams?

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