The Pharmacy Chick

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The end of an era…my beloved Scotch friend

Filed under: Uncategorized — pharmacychick at 5:49 pm on Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Dearest Scotch, how much I adored thee.  All 1.75 inches width of you wrapped tightly around every bottle.  My fingers gently caressing your sticky surface tearing neatly off with just a gentle tug.  23 years we were together.   You were jerked from my hands like a thief.  Blocked from my sight.   No more shall you be in my pharmacy.  Men with suits….idiot beancounters really…they deny me access to you.  ” Too expensive! ” they complain…” use this”..and they give me numbers to this shit brand of tape.  I feel like I am cheating on you , my beloved Scotch.

They have gone too far I say!  First they block all my post it notes, then I have to buy my own pens because the crap they give me  dont’ write. But this?  This is the final straw.  The pharmacist and her tape?  the Tape and his Pharmacist?   Have you no  mercy? Have you decended in to such miserly misery that you have decided we spend too much money on TAPE?

Oh Beancounters..when you die, I will wrap you in the tape you force me to use and bury you…without a casket…they cost too much.

4 Comments »

Comment by Dr. Grumpy

September 15, 2011 @ 4:38 am

My pharmacist uses scotch all day. It keeps him sane on the job.Im ready for THAT kind of scotch!

Comment by Mickey Blue Eyes

September 15, 2011 @ 11:50 am

I wish my employer would pay for 23 year old Scotch. It may not help the quantity of my work, but it would improve the quality of the workday.

Comment by Jade

September 15, 2011 @ 4:50 pm

“Gummy is Yummy”

Comment by Karen

September 15, 2011 @ 7:30 pm

I ordered some of that cheap tape once. About two hours in I handed my boss/owner $3 and threw it in the trash. That is sick and wrong.yea this crap is about the worst tape imaginable. Absolute crap!

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